Saturday, March 6, 2010

The Placenta Party of Kenya - and a new national dish

Esther Arunga and Joseph Hellon held another press conference and revealed just how insane they are.

Their Political Party is called the Placenta Party of Kenya because according to Hellon the country is in a ‘gestation period’. And the party tag line is ‘taking back Kenya… change we can count on.’ You can see how Esther and Hellon announced their perverse political party in the video below:


Placenta, the new national dish of the Republic of Kenya?
Oh my God, what a name for a party, the Placenta Party of Kenya! If Hellon becomes President, we may have to abandon our nyama choma (roasted meat) and adopt a new national dish: the placenta. Yes, it is a dish! On this blog, a man goes into major about cooking up the placenta from a recent pregnancy and making a gourmet dinner party out of it. Check out the photos at your own discretion. I'm not easily shocked, but a normal person probably would be.

Eating the placenta is known as placentophagy. It is practiced by most mammals in the animal world, including many primates. Are you a primate as well?

Those who advocate placentophagy in humans, mostly in modern America and Europe, Mexico, Hawaii, China, and the Pacific Islands, believe that eating the placenta prevents postpartum depression and other pregnancy complications. A variety of recipes are known to exist for preparing placenta for eating in spite of the extended taboo against eating human body parts. Human placenta has also been an ingredient in some traditional Chinese medicines.

Almost convinced? Hellon will get your vote in 2012? So you better get used to cooking placenta by watching the short video.


Any suggestions for ways of localizing this disgusting practice in Kenya?

15 comments:

coldtusker said...

Oh, get off your high horse... At least you see the placenta... & cooked under hygenic conditions...

Do u have any idea what is in your sausage?
(Not that sausage... don't even wanna know what is crawling in there tho RookieKE might wanna know)

As for esther... bra or not?

coldtusker said...

And my simple test/taste for esther... Wud I hit that?
Yes.
Then bail...

willpress said...

Placenta Party? Thats a disgusting name, seriously. . . It conjures all sorts of images. . . If, by the finger of God, the win 2012, they could change the name of our country to KUNYI. . . I am not impressd. At all.

lawey[lawrence mwangi] said...

what the hell is that!? guyz on dope

Anonymous said...

@ Willpress, your comment cracked me up!!! Change the name of Kenya to?...

They are an example of mad men who walk and live amongst us..

savvy said...

Oh...these names! They are just weird. Sick and twisted. I don't understand how they can proudly pronounce the Placenta Party of kenya. of all the body parts!!!

And the guy in the video really seemed to enjoy the dish. Maybe it's not so bad after all..

Anonymous said...

She can't even get a sentence out... and who says deputy president?

mama mia said...

it's a free country... and a testament to the great strides that democracy has made... not to mention a great source of entertainment... after all, i dont plan to give them my vote, not by a long shot, but free entertainment is always welcome. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Its now official, they are crazy! So now, what will they be carrying as the party's symbol? the actual placenta? a cow's or human's? how will they hold it?

Anonymous said...

Larry King should sue,! having his name and the name placenta show up in the same discussion?????

Raymond said...

Interesting is when they claim that Quincy has growing popularity in the Rift Valley & Nyanza! The bleached thug has a following??? I forget..pink elephants are running all over their heads and they are sending them messages from the "other side"!

Anonymous said...

This is the biggest waste of space in the history of mankind

Acolyte said...

Lmao @ bleached thug! These peeps are most def smoking some very high quality weed!

Im sure they are going to be entertaining us for quite sometime!

kipsang said...

Hellon & Esther need an A$$ whooping!!!

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