Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Cry Baby

Still looking for that perfect Valentines gift? Well, I already got mine. There's nothing like a remote-controlled toy to add spontaneity and adventure to your love life! It will turn her on from across the room at any dinner party or other boring event. If you are a lady, you could wrap up the controls and give him a gift that gets you a buzz in return...

Whoever gets the remote runs the show: just snuggle the chubby pink bullet into her panties, pick up the remote, and tease her with waiting for the buzz to begin. With 3 speeds and 7 pulsation patterns at your command, the Cry Baby is ready to fast-forward your girl into XTC... or keep her right on the edge begging for more. But if you don't know how to handle the toy properly, she may soon be shouting "Give me the remote!". Welcome to a new kind of war for the remote control! Feel free to use the gadget at home while cooking or in public while dancing, shopping, working, ... no one will know the difference. People might just wonder what you're smiling about.

The Cry Baby comes in a curious and cute package design. You can read some quite interesting reviews about this animal here and here and even here.

10 comments:

Mama said...

Haiya-ye! That is an interesting gadget, times are really changing. I am to much of a coward to dare..especially now that I hear it can be done in public.

Rafiki said...

@ Mama: Once a coward, always a coward? Not necessarily, this is something that can be worked on...
In this case for example, just start experimenting with it in the comfort of your own home first, before trying it out at family and friends parties.

Shiko-Msa said...

Rafiki wacha uvivu. Your mama gave you enough gadgets to touch and caress and everything in between your girl with. Ati now you can sit watching telly with one remote in one hand and another remote on the other hand loving your girl? Life was never meant to be that easy! hehehe.

Not sure about the doing it in public though. The reviewers say the gadget is not quiet. Who wants to be out there with sounds emanating from their nether regions? All the same it never hurts to know these things.

gishungwa said...

daring and interesting

Des said...

Right. Cough cough...

Rafiki said...

@ Shiko: I won't use this thing in the comfort of my sitting room while watching the telly, because in that situation the better option is the real thing. But in public, or at least in semi-public yes. It is not noisy at all.

@ gishungwa: You bet it is!

@ Des: Need some honey to soften your cough?

Ingwe Fan said...

Football may be my love but this takes the biscuit! So when I take a girl out and the next girl starts moaning, my girl shouldn't say: I want what she is having.

Or if am a football game and someone uses Cry Baby I should not think the game is too exciting.

pink m said...

I had no idea what it was until I read the comments. mmmhhh.... should read up more on these toy things :D

Rafiki said...

@ Ingwe Fan: Take your girl to the football and try it out!

@ pink m: Sometimes it's good to be a child again and play with toys.

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