Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Omena with cranberry sauce

Now that we all know for sure that Obama has won the US presidential elections and Kenyans are celebrating in a jolly mood (which we wish we could have had after our own elections), let's take some time to look at some of the emerging key Obama issues:

Is Obama circumcised or not? Kenyans would love to know! His father was from a non circumcising tribe, but there are also some indications that he could have been circumcised, as shown in this interesting post by Eric Wolff.

And what about Obama's penis size? Quite important, since apparently many women voted for Obama in the opinion that he is sexy and more gifted than McCain - probably taking into account the fact that Obama has some Kenyan blood in him... Wonkette brought the world this photo of Barack Obama on holiday in Hawaii. His imaginary penis is quite okay in length, but it appears worryingly thin and may lack experience.

Some reports indicate that the traditional Thanksgiving dish of turkey with cranberry sauce is being replaced by omena with cranberry sauce. McDonald's and Burger King are introducing omena fish burgers, KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) is even changing its name to KFO (Kentucky Fried Omena). People from the lake region, prepare yourselves, there is going to be a huge international market for omena!

3 comments:

Shiko-Msa said...

Let me laugh! All sorts of details will emerge about President Obama Lol.

Rafiki said...

Laughing is good for your health! As long as we don't forget the serious issues as well.

neema divine said...

obama is one fine man...Michelle is so lucky.