Monday, January 30, 2012

300 dollars up for grabs - find Jimmy Kabuletta

300 dollars up for grabs - girl not included in the reward
I often get requests from all types of people and companies to put stuff on my blog. They usually offer some kind of payment to me for writing about certain things. But I have always refused this. I don't need the money and I don't like selling my soul.

But this time, I am putting up a special third-party request, because you, the much respected reader of this blog, could actually benefit from it, in cash (US$ 300).

So, there is this guy called Bas Demetriadis who recently put his mind on looking around for a very good and brotherly friend he had in Kampala, Uganda. He is looking for a guy called Jimmy Kabuletta. They grew up together as friends almost 50 years ago. Jimmy Kabuletta has a younger brother called Harry. Here is the only photograph Bas still has and Bas is wondering if Jimmy is still around... anything might have happened in all these years.

Jimmy Kabuletta (left)
They used to go to Nakasero Primary school in Kampala around the period 1956 - 63. Jimmy Kabuletta was also known as "cabbage" in primary school. Bas is offering a reward of US$ 300 to the person who can find Jimmy Kabuletta alive. Good luck with finding this guy! You can leave a comment if you have any questions or if you have found the guy. And please circulate this as widely as possible. Thank you.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Hitler's Google - Mocality rant

Kenyan social media fanatics - as well as traditional local and international media - have really enjoyed the Google-Mocality story so far.

I am not going to add my two cents on the story here, since I think they could have just sorted out the issue between the two of them.

I just wanted to share Hitler's thoughts on this.

Subtitled parodies of Adolf Hitler's last days in the Berlin bunker, as depicted in the 2004 Second World War film Downfall, have become one of the web's most enduring memes.

The Nazi dictator's rants have proved their remarkable versatility in hundreds of spoof clips, from sporting rages to economic polemics to video game reviews.




Saturday, January 14, 2012

Yes, you can stare

Researchers found that nearly half – 47 per cent – of men first glance at a woman’s chest. A third of the so-called ‘first fixations’ are on the waist and hips, while fewer than 20 per cent look at the face.

Not only are breasts often the first thing men look at, they also glance at them for longer than any other body part.

While men spend longer than women observing a woman's boobies, women spend much longer looking at a wedding ring on a woman's finger.

But WHY do we men find it so hard to avoid staring at a girl’s breasts? Why can’t we avoid taking a little inevitable sneak peek? This video offers the explanation. I will need to rehearse this guy's speech for myself, I may need it from time to time.

 

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Furi Furi Dance with Julie Gichuru

Julie Gichuru
Kenyan gospel artist Jimmy Gait recently released his Furi Furi Dance Remix.

The remix is featuring Coco Janabi, Jeff Koinange, Bob Collymore and MILF Julie Gichuru.

The song is full of energy, fun, nice choreography and has a wonderful message. Apparently, the remix is supporting a good cause.

You can watch the video below. Enjoy it, and please share your thoughts by leaving a comment.
 

Friday, December 23, 2011

Meet Agwambo Gal

Agwambo Gal
Agwambo Gal wants to dance, harness as many dancers for peace as possible, and prepare for peaceful 2012 elections. Her intention is to bring all youths together to dance and vote for their preferred candidate in a peaceful way.

Who would want a repeat of what happened in 2007? Kenya is a peaceful country, and yes, we can dance to that. And as Agwambo Gal dances to peace, she calls you all to join her to dance for peace. Unfortunately, Agwambo Gal also seems to be supporting one particular candidate.

"Stop fighting, start dancing" and "Lets dance! Let’s engage, and let’s vote!" seem to be her mottos. That's fine with us, but is she hot? Probably not, and she can't even dance. So babe, get your act together, and make sure your next video is raunchy. And stop supporting a particular candidate.

 

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Hula Hoop

Here is the official video of the new Stella Mwangi (aka STL) single Hula Hoop (featuring Mohombi), from the album "Kinanda".

 

Hooping
Nice song, so I had to do some research, and I found out that a hula hoop is a toy hoop that is twirled around the waist, limbs or neck. So I got myself one. I wanted to use it for exercising, but I didn't seem to be able to control the thing. So I gave it to my girl. And she didn't have any problems with it at all. Really amazing!

Here’s an easy two-step lesson on how to hula hoop.

1. Make sure you have the right size hula hoop

What’s the right size? Try this: Stand with your hoop in front of you. The general rule of thumb is that a hoop should stand somewhere between your navel and nipple height, although some compensation should be made for your waist size, too. General rule of thumb: The bigger you are, the bigger the hoop should be. Larger hoops will rotate slower, making getting started easier. Smaller than that will make the hoop rotate faster, which is more challenging, although smaller hoops may be useful for certain tricks.

2. Put one foot in front of the other, and shift your weight 

Hold the hoop against your back. You can start it a little above your waist. Then, push the hoop around your waist, and shift your weight back and forth on your feet to keep the hoop moving. Easier said than done? Having trouble “keeping it up”? Here are some more tips: Many people try to move their hips in a circle with the hoop. This actually makes hooping much harder. Try this: put one foot in front of the other and just shift your weight back and forth from foot to foot. It’s less of a circular hip motion and more of just a rocking or pumping motion. In terms of which direction to hoop in, try them both! You’ll know right away which one is right for you. I’ve found that right handed people generally hoop counter-clockwise, while lefties go clockwise, but many people are exceptions to this rule. Most of all: be patient! It can take a while to get the hang of it — don’t give up! If you get frustrated trying to get the hoop going around your waist, try hooping with your hands!

Are you still looking for a nice Christmas present for your girl? In the video below you can find out why you should buy your girl a hula hoop. Hooping does not just tone the midriff, but burns a fearsome amount of calories (as many as 100 every 10 minutes), boosts your mood and your sex life, and provides spiritual enlightenment.

 

Saturday, November 26, 2011

It's boobie time! With Avril and Marya.

Avril Nyambura
Our local stars Avril and Marya are creating awareness for breast cancer. Lets face it, we've all heard the cancer awareness messages, but have you ever had the opportunity to have your breasts examined by me? 

Marya
Because there is no cure at this time, awareness is the primary way to decrease the number of people who die from breast cancer, so I feel I should also do my part. Many breasts are already being examined by me, but I feel I can't cover the whole of Kenya, so I am now offering an alternative to the infamous breast examinations by yours truly. So if you have been on my waiting list for way too long, here's my advice: just do self-exams!

Monthly breast self-exams are a good option for all women who aren't being examined by me. Women who regularly examine their breasts become more aware of how their breasts normally feel. They are more likely to notice changes that could be early signs of cancer. It's best to check about a week after your period, when breasts are not swollen or tender. If you see or feel a change in your breasts, see your doctor immediately.

See for yourself how simple it is and hey, boobs could really use your support, so please show you care. 


And now that you have had your breasts checked, here's a definite club banger from two of Kenya's hottest female artists...get ready for 'Chokoza'...enjoy!

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Why Kenyans do it better

Kenyans do it better
In my post earlier this month, I explained why some tourists better stay out of Kenya. Today, I would like to show you an example of the kind of tourists we would like to have more of in Kenya.

Alexander Oswald, a Head of Marketing at Nokia, travelled to Kenya with his family. The driver on their safari showed him how we are working with mobile solutions in Kenya in our daily lives, including mobile payments and text-based information systems in agriculture and education. He then shared his positive experiences in Kenya at TEDxAustria. You can watch the video of his talk below.

The video got a lot of views on YouTube and very positive comments over the past few days. It is actually great marketing for Kenyan tourism and Kenyan businesses.

Alexander is very happy about the amazing feedback on his TEDxAustria talk and curious to see where this is going to develop. He is pleased that the video is touching the heart and pride of people in Kenya.

Alexander is a very kind man with his heart in the right place. He has been thanking people on a individual basis through Twitter and collectively on YouTube.

 

I would love to know who his safari driver was - the driver should be honoured as a great marketer of Kenya. And Alexander, please come back to Kenya soon. Our government should waive visa fees for families such as yours (and prevent the entry of tourists such as Jamjam222). Karibuni tena!

Friday, November 4, 2011

Why some tourists better stay out of Kenya

Picture from a Mombasa travel report
Apparently, the Kenyan tourism industry is being hit by some recent insecurity developments in the region. Well, I wouldn't mind if a particular breed of tourists would stay out of Kenya. I have already shown you earlier how some tourists discuss the qualities of our Kenyan girls.

And today I am revealing that Major Grubert is promoting his Kenya travel reports through some "innocent" videos on YouTube. Major Grubert provides tips for men looking for enjoyment: tips about codes of behaviour and warnings for “rip-offs”, about prices and hotel suggestions through to the appropriate addresses and links with further information. Such information cannot be found in any travel guide. The reports are not simply travel guides for single men, they provide information for all those who have always wanted to know how things function – to simply have the best looking girls when on holiday, at the best destinations for single men. And yes, Kenya is featured prominently in his travel reports. Have a look at the YouTube video below, just showing Mombasa's nightlife. And then do as I did: call all your family and friends and tell them to keep their girls out of Mombasa at night.

 
Grubert in Kenya: Mombasa Town and the beaches is a double CD with video, covering bars and discos, nightlife, girls, action...
Contents:
Report: Including more than 1,200 photos from all walks of life. Information, tips, tricks, prices. Detailed sex guide with everything that should be included.
  • The outbound journey and safety tips. 
  • Out and about in Mombasa. 
  • Town hotels and prices. 
  • Nightlife in and outside of the town. 
  • A detailed introduction to the Tembo Disco, Casablanca Club, and Casuarina Bar. 
  • Various Kenyan girls and what they are like. 
  • Numerous photo sessions with the most talented of girls. 
  • A visit to the more southerly beaches: Likoni, Shelly, Tiwi, and the Diani Beach. 
  • Advantages and disadvantages of the hotel facilities. 
  • Out and about in the car. 
  • Nyali, Bamburi Beach, sun, and sea. Beach Hotels. 
  • Numerous tips – exchanging money and “plastic cash“, shopping, mobile phone, naïve or just a butterfly?, inoculations and health, hotels etc. 
  • Out and about in Mtwapa. 
  • Prices and how to deal with the girls. 
  • Means of transport in Mombasa - Taxi or Matatu. 
  • Beach life. 
  • Eating in Kenya – what, where, and what it costs. 
  • The beau ideal of the Kenyan girls. 
  • A threesome with Grubert’s nurse and her girlfriend. 
  • How and where the girls live. 
  • Snares and stumbling stones. 
  • What to avoid. 
All richly pictured with numerous specials about the various topics.

Kenya is a beautiful country with beautiful girls. Why can't we just keep it like that without Kenya becoming a sex tourism destination? Or is this really what our girls want?

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Why I love Ocampo

Ocampo
In an earlier post, I explained why I would love to go the Hague.

Today, I would like to tell you more about why I love Ocampo so much. I hope you'll all agree with me.

Well, I love Ocampo because Ocampo is exotic.
Ocampo is beautiful.
Ocampo has brains.
Ocampo knows various dance styles, from classic ballet to hip hop. Ocampo has a black belt in Kenpo Karate and was a cheerleading captain.
Ocampo has appeared in major television productions.
Ocampo likes hiking, bicycling, volleyball, basketball, my balls, horseback riding, riding me, swimming, skating and weight lifting.
Ocampo also has good humor, a pretty smile, strong ambition and work ethic.
Ocampo will surely impress you as well! Kenyans, unite, support Ocampo and enjoy Ocampo's video below!